last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
My parents rescued a baby raccoon who lost her mama to a neighbor’s dogs.
Her name is Sassafras, Sassy for short.
“I think I was so drawn to her character in this movie because, for all of the “craziness” society and people have bestowed on her, she absolutely owns up to all of them. She’s slept with people in her office because she was depressed her husband died. People call her a slut. So what? We’ve all got problems. Why do we judge people?" - Jennifer Lawrence on her character in Silver Linings Playbook, Tiffany Maxwell
If it were up to me, I’d start that adventure with you right now.
D) HAHA QUESTION D IS THE ONE ABOUT THE HARDEST THING OK BREATHEEEEE um in all seriousness, moving to the US. Learning a new culture and language is scary, especially when I had to leave half my heart behind with my older siblings.
R) I’m really high and always appreciated listening to Who Says by my baby boo John Mayer because lol
Z) not great, but not bad either